BECAUSE IT DESERVES AN AUDIO POST.
dracomafloy: louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this #i dont know i think emma’s was worse
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
miss-katara-watertribe: julipotter: chelsomedia: wh0re—m0ans: strawberryblues: People are younger than 11 on here? Why does this not have more notes? I usually don’t reblog these kinda things, but this seemed like a must. same^^ I Think It Would Be Past Their Bed Time!
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
audreylaundry: OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT EVEN HUMAN OMG HAHAHAHA
hashtag-done: 3dition: k-eo: silverecstasyy: toxiccunts: Best vid of the year. omg hahahahahahaha eye am so done oh my god
wekisstherain: Synchronized swimming? More like demon birthing 101.
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* WE'RE LIKE NA NA NA
Me: *Into a hairbrush* BUT I SEE YOU WITH HIM, SLOW DANCING
Me: *Running around the house* I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT, JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN, BUT FOR YOU i'LL BE SUPERHUMAN
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr* *quietly* shut the door, turn the light off.
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on